Cerebral Blonde

Female Comebacks – Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I…

Geek Booty Call… Manipulate – Please manipulate me digitally.

Stoned Drunk – How does one become stoned drunk? Drink wet cement.

Yo’ Mama’s Teeth… Lantern – Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so yellow, when she closes her…

Elephant Tampon – Q: What does an elephant use as tampon? A: A sheep.

Roses on a Piano – Q: What’s better than roses on a piano?A: Tulips on…