Celtic Mortality

Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Tide – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn’t…

Walks Into a Bar… Quick Shots – A guy walks into a bar, orders 12…

Prostitute’s Children – Q: What do you call a prostitute’s children?A: Brothel sprouts.

Classic Booty Call… Alphabet – If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put "U" and…

Yo’ Mama Is So Dirty… Roaches – Yo’ Mama is so dirty, roaches check into…

Discrimination – It was recess and the pre-schoolers came in. The teacher asked Susie what…