Tuesday, November 26
Yo’ Mama
Yo mama so ugly your dad wakes up with Morning Wouldn’t
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Saint – Yo’ Mama is like…
Yo’ Mama vs. Secondhand Dartboard – Q: What’s the difference…
Yo’ Mama vs. a Hippo – Q: What’s the difference between Yo’ Mama and a…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… McDonald’s – Yo’ Mama is like McDonald’s: over 90 billion served.
Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Drain – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she wears waders…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Refrigerator – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she uses the…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Kneecaps – Yo’ Mama is so fat, her kneecaps smile.
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Polo Shirt – Yo’ Mama is so fat, her Polo…
You Can’t Put HimTogether Again – What’s green and red, and goes 100 mph? A…
Parsley and Pubic Hair – Q: What do parsley and pubic hair have in common?A:…
The Vacuum Business Sucks – A vacuum salesman goes door-to-door in a new neighborhood. When…
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