Tuesday, November 26
Yo’ Mama
Yo mama so ugly your dad wakes up with Morning Wouldn’t
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Zoo – Yo’ Mama is…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Campfire – Yo’ Mama is like…
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Tub o’ Goo – Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
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Yo’ Mama Is So Skanky… Crabs – Yo’ Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride…
Yo’ Mama’s Teeth… Sneeze – Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so big, she stabs herself in…
Inventor’s Delight – A man had an idea that could make him rich. After it…
Out of T.P. – A sexy lady in a bar walks up to the counter…
Fishin’ or Buggery? – There was this man who had a dog. Every Sunday morning…
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