Tuesday, November 26
Yo’ Mama
Yo mama so ugly your dad wakes up with Morning Wouldn’t
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Virus – Yo’ Mama is like…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Fire Department – Yo’ Mama…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Ass Hair – Yo’ Mama is like ass hair: totally useless…
Yo’ Mama Is So Bald… Thinking – Yo’ Mama is so bald, I can see…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Dollar – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she steps on…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Christmas – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, when she heard…
Yo’ Mama Is So Flat… Paper – Yo’ Mama is so flat, paper gets jealous.
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Underwear – Yo’ Mama is so poor, when she farts,…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Spatula – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles…
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$10 Complaint – A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs from her.When…
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