Saturday, February 1
Yo’ Mama
Yo mama so ugly your dad wakes up with Morning Wouldn’t
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Dog Pound – Yo’ Mama…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Dirty… Plants – Yo’ Mama is so dirty, plants grow out…
Yo’ Mama Is So Short… Track & Field – Yo’ Mama is so short, she…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Doctor – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she was…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Reality TV – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she put…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Coast Guard – Yo’ Mama is so fat, the Coast…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Coma – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she took a…
Lose 20 Lbs. Guaranteed! – There guy goes to a weight loss clinic and says…
A Very Hot Tub – There are four gay guys in a hot tub. A…
Yo’ Mama’s Breath… Teeth – Yo’ Mama’s breath is so nasty, when she burps, her…
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