Thursday, November 28
Yo’ Mama
Yo mama so ugly your dad wakes up with Morning Wouldn’t
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Dog Pound – Yo’ Mama…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Vacuum Cleaner – Yo’ Mama is…
Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Dreams – Yo’ Mama is so old, she dreams in…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Ass Hair – Yo’ Mama is like ass hair: totally useless…
Yo’ Mama Is So Bald… Thinking – Yo’ Mama is so bald, I can see…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Dollar – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she steps on…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Christmas – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, when she heard…
Yo’ Mama Is So Flat… Paper – Yo’ Mama is so flat, paper gets jealous.
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