Monday, March 3
Yo’ Mama
Yo mama so ugly your dad wakes up with Morning Wouldn’t
Yo’ Mama Is So Dirty… Armpits – Yo’ Mama is…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Incubator – Yo’ Mama is…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Orange Juice Carton – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she…
Yo mama’s… Roller Coaster – Your mama’s like a roller coaster…she has her ups, she…
Yo Mama’s so fat… After sex – Yo mama’s so fat that, after sex I…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Brick – Yo’ Mama is like a brick: always getting laid.
Yo Mama…Sorry – Yo mama’s so sorry she missed your birthday last week, she bought…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Corns – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, when I asked…
The Vacuum Business Sucks – A vacuum salesman goes door-to-door in a new neighborhood. When…
Bill and Bob go on a hunting trip – Bill and Bob go on a…
Hiney Bubbles – What’s gross? Farting in the bathtub. What’s grosser than that? Catching the…
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