Monday, March 3
Yo’ Mama
Yo mama so ugly your dad wakes up with Morning Wouldn’t
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Yo’ Mama Is Like… Campfire – Yo’ Mama is like…
Yo’ Mama’s Breath… Tongue – Yo’ Mama’s breath is so stanky, it’s like her tongue…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Kick the Can – Yo’ Mama is so poor, I…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Wu-tang – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thinks the…
Yo mama’s So Poor…Ice Tray – Yo’ mama so poor, she fills her ice trays…
Yo’ Mama Is So Dumb… Milkshakes – Yo’ Mama is so dumb, when God was…
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