Monday, March 3
Yo’ Mama
Yo mama so ugly your dad wakes up with Morning Wouldn’t
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Belly Button – Yo’ Mama…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Heaven – Yo’ Mama is…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Contest – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she entered…
Yo’ Mama Is So Bald… Rollers – Yo’ Mama is so bald, she has to…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Dynamite – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, if brains were…
Poppa is a Brand New Bag – Yo’ daddy’s so ugly, when he looked out…
Yo’ Mama’s Teeth… Yellow Light – Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so yellow, when she smiles…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Nipples – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Dog Farts – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, when her…
Fine Fly Dining – Two flies sit on a pile of poop. One fly passes…
Monster Valentine – Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you…
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