Tuesday, March 4
Yo’ Mama
Yo mama so ugly your dad wakes up with Morning Wouldn’t
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Dog – Yo’ Mama is…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Booty Confusion – Yo’ Mama…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Bus – Yo’ Mama is like a bus: she’s big, she…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Tide – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn’t…
Yo mama’s so fat… airplane – Your mama’s so fat she went on an airplane…
Yo’ Mama Is So Short… Look Up – Yo’ Mama is so short, she has…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Umbilical Cord – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, when you…
Yo’ Mama’s Glasses… Map – Yo’ Mama’s glasses are so thick, when she looks on…
Pea Soup vs. Roast Beef – Q: What’s the difference between pea soup and roast…
Fly Yi Yi – Two flies were flying around a pile of poo and the…
Lab Monkeys – What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys?…
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