Friday, January 31
Yo’ Mama
Yo mama so ugly your dad wakes up with Morning Wouldn’t
Yo’ Mama Is So Stanky… Monkey Poop – Yo’ Mama…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Masturbation – Yo’ Mama is…
Yo mama’s…Kidnappers – Yo Mama is so ugly when she was kidnapped her mother sent…
Yo’ Mama’s Teeth… Gate – Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so gapped, she uses a gate…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Ding Dong – Yo’ Mama is so poor, when you…
Yo Mama’s So Fat… Corduroys – Yo’ mama so fat, she wore corduroys and smoothed…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Elevator – Yo’ Mama is like an elevator, you push the…
Yo mama’s So Old…Social Security – Yo’ mama so old, her social security number is…
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