Tuesday, March 4
Yo’ Mama
Yo mama so ugly your dad wakes up with Morning Wouldn’t
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Smiles – Yo’ Mama is…
Picture perfect – A husband said to his wife, "I…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ghetto… Rims – Yo’ Mama is so ghetto, her rims cost…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Bus – Yo’ Mama is like a bus: she’s big, she…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Tide – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn’t…
Yo mama’s so fat… airplane – Your mama’s so fat she went on an airplane…
Yo’ Mama Is So Short… Look Up – Yo’ Mama is so short, she has…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Umbilical Cord – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, when you…
Doggy Style – Q: Why does a dog lick himself? A: Because he can’t make…
Piss Paul Pete – There once was a girl named Suzy Brown Said no one…
The Businessman’s Medical Problem – A businessman returns from the far east. After a few…
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Yo’ Mama… Red Lobster – Yo’ Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
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