Tuesday, December 24
Yo’ Mama
Yo mama so ugly your dad wakes up with Morning Wouldn’t
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Whale Sighting – Yo’ Mama…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Unemployment – Yo’ Mama is…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Park – Yo’ Mama is so poor, when she goes…
Yo’ Mama’s Teeth… Spit – Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so yellow, she spits butter.
Yo’ Mama Is So Stanky… Yeast – Yo’ Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Tattoo – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she has a…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Paper Plates – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she washes…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Dental Floss – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she uses…
Beyond Brown-Noser – Q: What’s the difference between a brown-noser and a sh*thead?A: Depth perception.
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