Monday, December 23
Work Jokes
Brian, after 35 years delivering mail to a village, was the postman’s last day.After the first house, the family greeted him and wished him…
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn,…
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only…
Carefully Placed Periods – There was a guy who worked for Blockbuster video. He found…
What happens when lawyers take Viagra… – Q: What happens when lawyers take Viagra? A:…
Manufactured Innocence – Q: What’s the definition of innocence?A: A nun working in a condom…
Microsoftie – Q: What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on their wedding night?A:…
Screwing the Justice System – Q: How many US Attorney Generals does it take to…
Lawyers Stinkin’ Up the Place – Why do you need only two pallbearers at a…
Men With No Arms or Legs – What do you call a man with no…
Mommy, mommy… circles – What did the dad say when his son said, ”Dad I’m…
Witches’ Broomsticks – Q: Why don’t witches wear undies?A: To get a better grip on…
More Jokes
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… High Dive – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she…
No Bees Here – There was a brave with no sexual experience. He went to…
Dirt Road – Some advice for guys: When the red river’s flowin’, take the dirt…
Almost Famous – "You remind me of a famous movie star." "Really? Which one?" "Lassie."
Hot ‘n’ Heavy – One day a guy and a girl were making out in…
Knock Knock…Dumb – Knock Knock. Who’s there? Dumbass. Dumbass who? You know, President Bush.
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