Friday, November 22
Work Jokes
Brian, after 35 years delivering mail to a village, was the postman’s last day.After the first house, the family greeted him and wished him…
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn,…
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only…
Signs of the 21st Century – — You haven’t played solitaire with a real deck…
The pope and a lawyer are on the elevator… – The pope and a lawyer…
The Hit and Run Case – A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in…
Lawyer and Pig Crossing – Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer…
Arkansas Dentists – Q: Why are there hardly any dental professionals in Arkansas?A: Because it…
Corporate Booty Call… Stockholder – My stockholder is rallying for a merger.
Showers Instead of Baths – Q: Why do men take showers instead of baths?A: Pissing…
Yo’ Mama Is So Uptight… Fart – Yo’ Mama is so uptight, when she farts,…
It’s What’s For Dinner – What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroke-n-off
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Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Kneecaps – Yo’ Mama is so fat, her kneecaps smile.
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Lincoln Booty Call… Title – You know, they also used to call me "The Great…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Silver Shovel – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she was…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Nipples – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.
College Pride – A girl goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she…
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