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Wife: hey, if ever something ever happened to me and death did us part, do you think you would get married again? Husband: honestly…
Blondes Are Whores, Apparently – What do you call a…
Blonde Ironing – Q: What’s the difference between a blonde…
Sensitive About the Eye – Two friends go out to a club. One friend with…
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Blonde Braincells – How do blondes’ braincells die? Alone.
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The Blonde and Her Melons – This blonde was walking down a road carrying a…
Microwave Cookery – Why’d they create the microwave? So blondes could cook, too!
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