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Wife: hey, if ever something ever happened to me and death did us part, do you think you would get married again? Husband: honestly…
Angelic Love – "My wife is an angel." "Lucky you.…
Dead Mama – A blonde goes into work one morning…
Iranians – Why are Iranians so smart? Because none of them are blonde.
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Booger Wooger – What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids don’t eat broccoli!
The Giant With Diarrhea – Q: Did you hear about the giant with diarrhea?A: You…
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