Wednesday, March 5
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Wife: hey, if ever something ever happened to me and death did us part, do you think you would get married again? Husband: honestly…
Fast Food Blondes – The following sign was posted at…
Blonde Lightbulb – Q: How many blondes does it take…
Blonde Cell Death – How do a blonde’s brain cells die? Alone.
Those Intellectually Deficient Blondes – Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate…
Vending Machine and Blonde – Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a…
Blonde Half-Wit – What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted
The Blonde and the Blinker – Two blondes were driving down the road.The blonde driving…
Blonde on Fire – A blonde’s house was on fire. She called 911 and started…
Golf Course Blonde – Q: What do you call a blonde at a golf course?A:…
Just Depends – Two old people flirt at a seniors’ singles bar. After a few…
Gross, Grosser, Grossest – What’s grosser than gross? Two vampires fighting over a bloody tampon.…
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Smoke Rings – Three little boys were sitting around talking about their fathers. The first…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Tanning – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she goes…
Pints – Q: What’s gray and comes in pints? A: An elephant.
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