Friday, November 15
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Wife: hey, if ever something ever happened to me and death did us part, do you think you would get married again? Husband: honestly…
Fast Food Blondes – The following sign was posted at…
Blonde Lightbulb – Q: How many blondes does it take…
Blonde Car Hijinx! – What’s a blonde’s idea of safe sex? Turning off the car!
Blonde Laugh – How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday? Tell her a…
Where’s the Husband? – Three women sit in a beauty parlor talking about their husbands.…
Gas Grill – A couple had been married 10 years. One afternoon, they were working…
And God Created A Sleeping Man – A couple went to church every week, but…
Blonde’s Cheer – I’m a blonde! I’m a blonde, yay!!! B-L-O…? I’m a blonde, yay!
My Nobe Is Bunning – What do you call a whore with a runny nose?…
Boogie Nights – How can you tell if a porno was made in the 70’s?…
The Vampire – There was a vampire who sucked people’s blood for many centuries. God…
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