Thursday, February 27
Travel Car Jokes
Yesterday I had a flat tire on the highway, so I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, got out, opened…
A gorgeous, long-legged blonde boards a flight for Toronto and…
A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure…
High Speed Chase – After an intense high speed chase, an officer finally gets the…
Airport Security Guard Booty Call… Baggage – Wow, you have a lot of baggage. Do…
Old Joe – A farmer is in the middle of plowing his field when his…
Blonde’s Coat Hanger – Q: Why does the blonde keep a wire coat hanger in…
Southern Hospitality in Flight – Two ladies, a Yankee and a Southern Belle, are sitting…
Flight Attendant’s Vagina – Q: What do you call a flight attendant’s vagina?A: A cockpit.
Snobby Tampons – Q: What did one tampon say to the other?A: Nothing. They were…
The Scent of an Old Woman – A haggard old lady rides in a fancy…
Foot-Long Carrot – Two women are digging in the garden. One pulls out a foot-…
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