Thursday, February 27
Travel Car Jokes
Yesterday I had a flat tire on the highway, so I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, got out, opened…
A gorgeous, long-legged blonde boards a flight for Toronto and…
A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure…
Monkey Relates the Terrible Accident – A cop comes around a curve in the road…
Rainy Day Cop – A guy gets pulled over for speeding on a rainy day.The…
Porcupine vs. Bus – Q: What’s the difference between a porcupine and a bus?A: A…
Blonde Rides Shotgun – Two girls speed down the highway at 90 mph."Hey," asks the…
Children and Cars – Children in the backseat can cause accidents.Accidents in the backseat can…
Yo’ Mama Is So Dumb… Road Sign – Yo’ Mama is so dumb, she left…
Queen & Celibacy – Long time ago, in the land of Persia there lived a…
The Desperation of the Undead – Q: Whats the height of desperation? A: A vampire…
Miraculous Recovery – At the scene of a terrible road accident, a guy is laying…
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Geek Booty Call… Phaser – If you were a phaser, you’d be set on "stunning."
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Those Shady Frenchies – Why are there so many trees along the streets of Paris?…
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