Wednesday, October 16
Travel Car Jokes
Yesterday I had a flat tire on the highway, so I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, got out, opened…
A gorgeous, long-legged blonde boards a flight for Toronto and…
A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure…
Blonde’s Helicopter Lesson – A blonde was taking helicopter lessons. The instructor said, "I’ll radio…
Peter Johansson: U.S. Customs Officers – They’re the only federal employee that I can think…
Alaskan Lumberjack – Q: Did you hear about the logger that went to Alaska?A: He…
The Wrong Way – A senior citizen was driving down the freeway when his wife…
Blonde Locked Out – A blonde walks into a gas station and says to the…
Up or Down – An elderly couple sets sail on a romantic cruise. Unfortunately, as…
Old Virgin – There was a nintey-year-old lady who was still a virgin. One morning…
The Golfer’s Confession – A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me father, for I…
You-Wanna-Do-What-To-Me-Elmo? – What does Michael Jackson call a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll? Bait!
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Three Nuns and a Parrot – Three nuns used to go to the church from…
Heavenly Marital Help – Betty and Tim die in a car accident on the eve…
Yo mama’s so fat… Godzilla tried – Yo mama’s so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k…
Dubya Quotes – "If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure." …George W.…
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