Thursday, February 27
Travel Car Jokes
Yesterday I had a flat tire on the highway, so I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, got out, opened…
A gorgeous, long-legged blonde boards a flight for Toronto and…
A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure…
Bus Stop Blondes – Two blondes wait at a bus stop.A bus pulls up and…
Airport Security Guard Booty Call… Cream – Sorry, no creams or liquids allowed–but if you…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Driver’s License – Yo’ Mama is so fat, her driver’s…
Get in Line – A crowded flight is cancelled, and a frazzled agent must rebook…
Snow Parking – Harry and Martha drank their coffee as they listened to the morning…
Havaii or Hawaii – Two men debate whether Hawaii is pronounced "HaVaii" or "HaWaii."They ask…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Bio-Weapons – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, her farts are…
You-Wanna-Do-What-To-Me-Elmo? – What does Michael Jackson call a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll? Bait!
Connection Between Star Trek and TP – Q: What”s the connection between The Star Trek…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Tampons – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she rolls her…
Blonde Bird Killer – How does a blonde kill a bird? She throws it off…
Pickles Mating With Deer, Mass Hysteria – What do you get when you cross a…
Blonde Ambition – Q: What is every blonde’s ambition? A: To be like Vanna White…
Mirror, Mirror – In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But…
Cab Driver Goes to Heaven – A cab driver reaches the pearly gates. St. Peter…
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