Wednesday, October 16
Travel Car Jokes
Yesterday I had a flat tire on the highway, so I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, got out, opened…
A gorgeous, long-legged blonde boards a flight for Toronto and…
A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure…
Check the E-mail Address – A few days after her husband’s death, a grieving widow…
Classic Booty Call… Curves – All those curves, and me with no brakes.
Blonde’s License – A cop pulls over a blonde for speeding. The cop gets out…
Troublesome Train – A man and his wife check into a cheap hotel. The husband…
Drivers Education Exam Answers – Q: Who has the right of way when four cars…
Free Sex With Gas – Two men saw a sign outside of a gas station:…
Constipation – Why are contipated folks unkind and rude? ‘Cause they don’t give a crap!
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Tampons – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she rolls her…
Another Tampon Term – Q: What’s another name for a tampon?A: Beaver dam.
More Jokes
Animal Rotation – Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?A: Rotisserie…
Zombie Booty Call… Thief – Your father must be a thief, because he stole the…
Pirate Booty Call… Boat – Come back to my ship and we’ll splice the mainbrace.…
Pirate Booty Call… Lard – With this bucket of lard, I can last all night!…
Geek Booty Call… Form – Your form is more arousing to me than that of…
Dog Abilities – Q: Why do dogs lick their balls?A: Because they can.Q: So why…
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