Thursday, February 27
Travel Car Jokes
Yesterday I had a flat tire on the highway, so I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, got out, opened…
A gorgeous, long-legged blonde boards a flight for Toronto and…
A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure…
Photo Trap – A motorist gets caught in an automated speed trap that photographs his…
Blonde and Halogen – Q: What’s the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?A:…
Feel Like a Woman – A plane is passing through a severe storm when a…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Spandex – Yo’ Mama is so fat, her car is…
Two Blondes Face a Parking Dilemma – Every day after work two blondes would look…
Beat the Casino – Q: What is the only way to keep your money from…
Rattlesnake vs. Flaccid… – What do a rattlesnake and a soft penis have in common?…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Spatula – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles…
Porkin’ – What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger.
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Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Tanning – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she goes…
Soccer Booty Call… Skills – I hear you have good ball handling skills. Goooaaalll!
Soccer Booty Call… Attacker – Can I bring a third attacker along? Goooaaalll!
Punishment in Heaven – Three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy gets…
Little Johnny… The Mouse – Little Johnny walks into his dad’s bedroom and sees him…
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