Wednesday, October 16
Travel Car Jokes
Yesterday I had a flat tire on the highway, so I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, got out, opened…
A gorgeous, long-legged blonde boards a flight for Toronto and…
A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure…
Lorena Bobbitt’ Car Accident – Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in…
Classic Booty Call… Airport – Is there an airport nearby, or is that my heart…
Helen Keller Driving – Q: Why can’t Helen Keller drive?A: She’s a woman.
Ethnic Pick-Up – A man sits next to a very attractive woman on an airplane.…
Peter Johansson: Customs Security Search – When customs finds something in your butt, how do…
What Not to Say to a Policeman – — I can’t reach my license unless…
69 Virgin – An Alabama man turned 18 and went to a local house of…
Hamburger Helper – What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Quarter Pounder…
Dirty Hot Dog Trick – Two drunks realize that they are sobering up and only…
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Blondes and Waterskiing – Q: Why is it so hard to teach blondes to water…
Hellacious – Why’d the lawyer go to Heaven? Hell was full.
Easter Bunny – Q: Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? A: He doesn’t…
Golf Lessons – A husband and wife take golf lessons at the local club.The husband…
Constipation – Why are contipated folks unkind and rude? ‘Cause they don’t give a crap!
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