Wednesday, October 16
Travel Car Jokes
Yesterday I had a flat tire on the highway, so I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, got out, opened…
A gorgeous, long-legged blonde boards a flight for Toronto and…
A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure…
Blonde and Missed Bus – She is so blonde, when she missed the 44 bus,…
Mexican Funeral – Q: What’s the slowest thing on 80 wheels?A: A Mexican funeral with…
Family Tradition and Motorcycle Maintenance – A guy buys his first motorcycle. The dealer tells…
Top Blonde Speed – Q: Why is a blonde’s top speed 68 mph?A: Because at…
Material Damage – A yuppie was opening the door of his BMW when a car…
New Yorkers and Light Bulbs – Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to…
Big Tongue – What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue? Well hung.
Scratchy Lottery – A couple walked into the supermarket. They looked confused, so a clerk…
Sick Rabbit Trick – A guy finds his dog with the neighbor’s pet rabbit in…
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Monster Valentine – Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Lifeguard – Yo’ Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl…
Those Polish Gourmets – Q: How come they don’t have ice in Poland? A: Because…
First Cut is the Deepest – Once upon a time, two little boys, Sammy and…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Free Press – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she stole…
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