Wednesday, January 22
Travel Car Jokes
Yesterday I had a flat tire on the highway, so I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, got out, opened…
A gorgeous, long-legged blonde boards a flight for Toronto and…
A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure…
Stop or Slow Down – A car slows down at a stop sign and keeps…
Paying the Price – William and Mildred decided to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary with…
The Blonde’s Roadside Emergency – A blonde’s car breaks down. A cop pulls up and…
Water in the Carburetor – A wife comes home and tells her husband, "Dear, something…
Wheelchair Driving – Ethel loves to charge around the nursing home in her wheelchair. Due…
Lucky Driver – A police officer pulls over a driver and informs him that he…
Depressed Proctologist – Q: Did you hear about the depressed proctologist?A: He’s been feeling down…
Morgue Smorgasbord – There were these two guys working late in a morgue, when one…
Barbie’s Hygiene – Q: What does Barbie use as a tampon?A: A Tic-Tac.
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