Travel Car Jokes

Wednesday, December 18

Travel Car Jokes

Flat tire

Police Business - Military Jokes October 1, 2024

Yesterday I had a flat tire on the highway, so I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, got out, opened…

Flight for Toronto

Blonde Jokes October 1, 2024

A gorgeous, long-legged blonde boards a flight for Toronto and…

Speeding ticket

Police Business - Military Jokes October 1, 2024

A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure…

Bus Stop Blondes

Blonde Jokes September 22, 2024

Close-up Portrait of a Smiling Woman with Eyeglasses

Airport Security Guard Booty Call… Cream

September 22, 2024

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Driver’s License

September 22, 2024

Get in Line

Insults September 22, 2024

Get in Line – A crowded flight is cancelled, and a frazzled agent must rebook…

a group of people sitting around a table with drinks

Snow Parking

Money Jokes September 22, 2024

Snow Parking – Harry and Martha drank their coffee as they listened to the morning…

woman in black shirt wearing red beaded necklace

Havaii or Hawaii

Something Funny September 22, 2024

Havaii or Hawaii – Two men debate whether Hawaii is pronounced "HaVaii" or "HaWaii."They ask…

Photo Trap

Police Business - Military Jokes September 22, 2024

Photo Trap – A motorist gets caught in an automated speed trap that photographs his…

a woman with an afro is smiling for the camera

Blonde and Halogen

Blonde Jokes September 22, 2024

Blonde and Halogen – Q: What’s the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?A:…

Woman in Red Dress Lying on Brown Dried Leaves

Feel Like a Woman

Dirty Jokes September 22, 2024

Feel Like a Woman – A plane is passing through a severe storm when a…

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Yo’ Mama’s Teeth… Candy Corn

Yo’ Mama’s Teeth… Candy Corn – Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so rotten, her smile looks…

Blondog

Blondog – Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head? From chasing parked…

Mommy, Mommy!

Mommy, Mommy! – "Mommy, Mommy! Where have all your scabs gone?" "Shut up and eat…

Blondes and Floor Tiles

Blondes and Floor Tiles – Q: What do a blonde and floor tiles have in…

Corporate Booty Call… MBA

Corporate Booty Call… MBA – Yeah, I have an MBA–Master of Booty Action.

Yo mama’s so fat… airplane

Yo mama’s so fat… airplane – Your mama’s so fat she went on an airplane…

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