Monday, December 23
That is Gross
Lab Monkeys – What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys? Rhesus Pieces.
Bug’s Mind – What is the last thing to go…
Walks Into a Bar… Taxidermy – A Yankee walks into…
Elephant Encounter – Q: What should you do if you come across an elephant?A: Apologize…
Statues Come to Life – Two statues, male and female, faced each other in the…
Take ‘Em Off, Boys – A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road…
Little Red’s Granny – Little Red Riding Hood went to her grandma’s house and found…
Piss Paul Pete – There once was a girl named Suzy Brown Said no one…
Yeast + Billy Ray Cyrus = ? – What do you get when you cross…
That’s Really, Really Nasty & Practical – 3 bums were outside a bar.The first one…
The Werewolf – "Mommy, all the kids at school say I’m a werewolf! Is that…
Midget Huevos – One day a man was pissing in a public bathroom and a…
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Cosmetic Walk – Q: Why does the cosmetics salesgirl walk funny?A: Her lips stick.
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