Sunday, November 17
That is Gross
It’s Not For Him, Stupid – An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and relieves himself on the woman’s…
The Cross-Eyed Cow – One day, a farmer was tending…
Porkin’ – What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger.
Man vs. Public Toilet – Q: What do men and public toilets have in common?A:…
Men and Diapers – Q: Why are men like diapers?A: They are always on your…
Kurt Co-brain – Q: What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?A: The wall behind him.
Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends – 1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and…
Nose Detective – Q: What’s all over a clean nose?A: Fingerprints.
Guys’ Taste Buds – Q: What do men like on their pie, but not on…
Always Bring the Fingers – A man working with an electric saw accidentally saws off…
Skunked – A fellow always wanted to own a pet skunk, so in the dead…
Laxative Cough Therapy – An old man goes to the pharmacy for cough syrup. The…
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