Friday, February 28
That is Gross
Dogs in Trouble – Three dogs were sitting in the vet’s waiting room. One of the dogs was looking glum, so the second dog…
Lucky MotherDucker – Once there was a farmer. He had…
The Day Owl and The Night Cat – In the…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stanky… Yeast – Yo’ Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough…
Yo’ Mama Is So Hairy… Butt Hair – Yo’ Mama is so hairy, she has…
Little Johnny… Definite Definition – The preschool teacher says, "We’re going to do vocabulary today.…
Cosmetic Walk – Q: Why does the cosmetics salesgirl walk funny?A: Her lips stick.
Just Depends – Two old people flirt at a seniors’ singles bar. After a few…
Geriatric Halloween – There was an old couple who hadn’t celebrated Halloween in a long…
A Daring New Position – Husband: Shall we try a new positon tonight? Wife: Sure.…
The Werewolf – "Mommy, all the kids at school say I’m a werewolf! Is that…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Velcro – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, it sounds like…
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To Boldly Go… – Q: Why did Captain Kirk piss on the roof of the…
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