Friday, February 28
That is Gross
Turtle Soup – A waitress walks up to a man to take his order. "I’d like to get the turtle soup, please." The waitress…
Rattlesnake vs. Flaccid… – What do a rattlesnake and a…
White Stuff in Bird Poop – Q: Do you know…
Comeback Nasty – If I wanted some comeback, I’d wipe it off your chin!
What’s green and smells like … – What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger
Things Just Fallin’ Off – This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button…
Parsley – How is parsley like pubic hair? You push it aside to eat, and…
Three Gay Men – Three gay men died, and were cremated. Their lovers happened to…
Four Worms and a Funeral – Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Tin Can – Yo’ Mama is so poor, her bathroom…
Brown in the Forest – Q: What’s brown and sits in the forest?A: Winnie’s pooh.
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Boogers – Yo’ Mama is so poor, when she picks…
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Pig in a Bar – A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then…
Republican Light Bulb Replacement Policy – How many Republicans does it take to change a…
Sign on the Brothel – Q: What did the sign on the door of the…
Dental Floss – Q: What’s organic dental floss? A: Pubic hair.
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