Friday, January 10
That is Gross
Turtle Soup – A waitress walks up to a man to take his order. "I’d like to get the turtle soup, please." The waitress…
Rattlesnake vs. Flaccid… – What do a rattlesnake and a…
White Stuff in Bird Poop – Q: Do you know…
Another Tampon Term – Q: What’s another name for a tampon?A: Beaver dam.
Underbite – How can you tell if you have an underbite? You’re eating p***y and…
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A Small Journey Through Hell – A man dies and goes to Hell. The devil…
Leper and Prostitute – Q: What did the leper say the the prostitute? A: Keep…
Women Pass Less Gas – Q: Why do women pass less gas than men?A: Because…
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Fly Yi Yi – Two flies were flying around a pile of poo and the…
Hard Luck – One day a man was hiking down an old dirt road when…
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