Monday, December 23
That is Gross
It’s Not For Him, Stupid – An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and relieves himself on the woman’s…
The Cross-Eyed Cow – One day, a farmer was tending…
Porkin’ – What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger.
That Fly – What went through the fly’s mind as he hit the windshield? His…
Driving In The Fog – Q: What’s the difference between eating p***y and driving in…
A Very Hot Tub – There are four gay guys in a hot tub. A…
Women Pass Less Gas – Q: Why do women pass less gas than men?A: Because…
Cuz Penguins Drive Cars – It’s a really hot day and this penguin is having…
Nasty Cashiers – A guy in a supermarket goes up to the cashier and places…
Malcolm in the Puddle – Malcolm: Miss Wilson can I go to the loo? Miss…
Poem by a Man at a Urinal – As I stand here, and try to…
The Hurt Bird and the Shit – One day a man was stuck in bumper…
More Jokes
Daddy’s Face – “Mama, why is daddy’s face pale?” “Shut up and keep digging.”
You know you”re having a bad day when your … – You know you”re having…
Deadly Golf Trap – Jim and Bob are golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into…
Blonde and House – Q: What’s worse than a redhead and a brunette trying to…
Sinful Conception – How do you get a nun pregnant? F**k her.
Blonde’s Salary – Q: What did the blonde fill in for Salary Expected out the…
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