Friday, January 10
That is Gross
Winnie the Pooh – Question: Why does Tigger smell? Answer: You’d smell too if you played with Pooh all day!
Pantyhose – How many animals can you fit in a…
Rejected Greeting Card — Sorry – I heard my tire…
Joystick (Ya Get It?) – What is the difference between a joystick and a man’s…
The Midget – Did you hear about the midget that went into the whorehouse? He…
Snack Food – What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked…
Depressed Proctologist – Q: Did you hear about the depressed proctologist?A: He’s been feeling down…
Big Girl With Yeast Infection – Q: What do you call a 900-pound woman with…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Mattress – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she uses a…
Still Together – One man says, "I can’t believe they are still together after all…
Bulimic Bachelor Party – How do you know you’re at a bulimic bachelor party? When…
Trucker Runs – A hitchhiker walks down the road. Unfortunately, he has the runs and…
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Men and Lava Lamps – Q: How are men like lava lamps?A: They’re fun to…
Polygon – Q: What’s a polygon?A: A dead parrot.
Wailing Whale – What do you do with a blue whale? Cheer it up!
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