Thursday, January 9
That is Gross
It’s Not For Him, Stupid – An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and relieves himself on the woman’s…
The Cross-Eyed Cow – One day, a farmer was tending…
Porkin’ – What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger.
To Boldly Go… – Q: Why did Captain Kirk piss on the roof of the…
Stupid Narcissist – Q: What’s red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller…
Dear Diarrhea – Didja hear that diarrhea’s hereditary? Yeah, it runs in the jeans!
Ice Fishing – Two men have been sitting out on a lake all day long,…
Sharper Than a Ginsu – What is the sharpest thing in the world? A Fart.…
Gross Siamese Tongue – What’s grosser than gross? Two Siamese twins connected at the tongue.…
Gynecologist Bad! – A woman goes to the gynecologist for the first time and is…
Why Men Snore – Q: Why do men snore when they lie on their backs?A:…
Doctor’s Orders – A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup,…
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