Thursday, February 27
That is Gross
Tarzan Sees Elephants – Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?A: Gulp.
Camel Relief – A respected captain in the foreign legion…
Water on the Inside – Q: If there’s H2O on…
Deaf Blonde – Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she…
The Farmer and the Prostitute – Q: What’s the difference between an epileptic farmer and…
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Gay Dinosaur – Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Megasoreass.
You-Wanna-Do-What-To-Me-Elmo? – What does Michael Jackson call a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll? Bait!
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Geek Booty Call… Booger – If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.
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