Thursday, January 9
That is Gross
Lab Monkeys – What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys? Rhesus Pieces.
Bug’s Mind – What is the last thing to go…
Walks Into a Bar… Taxidermy – A Yankee walks into…
Driving In The Fog – Q: What’s the difference between eating p***y and driving in…
A Very Hot Tub – There are four gay guys in a hot tub. A…
Women Pass Less Gas – Q: Why do women pass less gas than men?A: Because…
Cuz Penguins Drive Cars – It’s a really hot day and this penguin is having…
Nasty Cashiers – A guy in a supermarket goes up to the cashier and places…
Bear and Toilet – Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with…
Taking Out the Garbage – Q: What is worse than ten dead people in one…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Bacon – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon…
Overbite – Q: How can you tell if you have an overbite?A: When you’re eating…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Speed Bumps – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she…
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