Wednesday, November 13
That is Gross
Doggy Style – Q: Why does a dog lick himself? A: Because he can’t make a fist.
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Constipation – Why are contipated folks unkind and rude? ‘Cause they don’t give a crap!
Grosser than gross.. underwear – What’s grosser than gross? When you throw your underwear and…
The Vampire – There was a vampire who sucked people’s blood for many centuries. God…
How does herpes leave the hospital? – How does herpes leave the hospital? On crotches.
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