Saturday, November 23
That is Gross
It’s Not For Him, Stupid – An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and relieves himself on the woman’s…
The Cross-Eyed Cow – One day, a farmer was tending…
Porkin’ – What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger.
Grosser Than Gross Kiss – What’s grosser than gross? Kissing your grandmother hello and her…
The Difference Between a Bull and a Cow – Q: How does a redneck tell…
Snot – When you’re neckin’ with yer honey And your nose is kinda runny You…
Talking Out of Your Ass – If I wanted to hear from an asshole I…
Booger Wooger – What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids don’t eat broccoli!
Rump Roastin’ – Q: What did the butcher say when he backed into the meat-grinder?…
Geriatric Halloween – There was an old couple who hadn’t celebrated Halloween in a long…
Jungle Gaiety – What do you call a sex-crazed gay cannibal? A head hunter!
Leprechaun – What’s the difference between a leprechaun and gonorrhea? One’s a cunning runt.
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