Monday, December 23
That is Gross
What is red and green? – What is red and green and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender
Sons Devoted to Mom – Three sons left home to…
Cow with No Legs – Q: What do you call…
Bravery – What’s the definition of bravery? A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
Girls Playing Hockey – Why can’t girls play hockey? Because their pads can’t last three…
Pee Up A Rope – Two men were out fishing, when they found a lamp…
Dinner on the Road – There were these two bums and they were hungry when…
Another Tampon Term – Q: What’s another name for a tampon?A: Beaver dam.
Underbite – How can you tell if you have an underbite? You’re eating p***y and…
The worse thing after an orgy – What’s worse than waking up in the morning…
Trucker Runs – A hitchhiker walks down the road. Unfortunately, he has the runs and…
There she blows – Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea? A: Lots…
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Yo Mama – Yo mama’s so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!
The Bride’s Smile – Q: Why do brides smile while they walk down the wedding…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… A**hole – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she can jump…
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