Thursday, February 27
That is Gross
Cuz Penguins Drive Cars – It’s a really hot day and this penguin is having car trouble, so he takes it into a garage.…
The Cross-Eyed Cow – One day, a farmer was tending…
Porkin’ – What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger.
Sharper Than a Ginsu – What is the sharpest thing in the world? A Fart.…
Ass-icons – regular ass(_!_)fat ass(__!__)tight ass(!)flat ass(_._)bubble ass(_^_)sore ass(_*_)lop-sided ass(_!__)swishy ass{_!_}surprised ass(_o_)ass that’s been around(_O_)kiss…
Late Cannibal – Did you hear about the cannibal who came home late for dinner?…
The Toothbrush Salesman – Three guys begin work at a toothbrush company as salesmen. Each…
Amish Leg Warmers – There’s this Amish girl and she tells her mom that her…
Christmas Cookie Dough – Every year, Grandma and her grandkids, Suzy, Jill, and Billy come…
Fart Glossary – ART FART= it’s such a beauty you want to immortalize it on…
The Scent of an Old Woman – A haggard old lady rides in a fancy…
A.T.R. – A man on a plane asked the stewardess if he could use the…
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Perfect Penis – Little Johnny walked in one day on his daddy in the bathroom.…
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