Thursday, January 9
That is Gross
Dead Blonde in Closet – Q: What do you get when you find a dead blonde in a closet? A: The hide and seek…
Dirty Cowboy Mustache – Q: Why did the cowboy have…
Pumpkin Pumper Pumped For Info – Police arrested Joe Bloggs,…
Forever Plaid – The proprietor of an adult store steps out to run a few…
Little Girls – Why don’t little girls fart? Because they don’t have assholes until they’re…
Bill and Bob go on a hunting trip – Bill and Bob go on a…
The President’s Dog – Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy instead of Spot?…
Bloody Mary – What’s grosser than gross? A bloody mary with curly, brittle hairs in…
Gay Sperm – Q: What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?A:…
Nose Detective – Q: What’s all over a clean nose?A: Fingerprints.
Lab Monkeys – What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys?…
Juicy Squirt – The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy…
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