Thursday, February 27
That is Gross
It’s Not For Him, Stupid – An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and relieves himself on the woman’s…
Teacher’s Pet – On the last day of kindergarten, all…
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Midget Huevos – One day a man was pissing in a public bathroom and a…
The Hurt Bird and the Shit – One day a man was stuck in bumper…
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Holding It In – Q: What do you call someone who doesn’t fart in public?A:…
Equal Opportunity Gas – Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them,…
Two Toothpicks and a Straw – One night as a bartender is closing up his…
Butt Cheeks – Q: What did one butt cheek say to the other?A: Together, we…
Blondes and cow patties – What do blondes and cow patties have in common? The…
A man with a pegleg, hook hand and… – A man with a pegleg, hook…
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