Thursday, February 27
That is Gross
Turtle Soup – A waitress walks up to a man to take his order. "I’d like to get the turtle soup, please." The waitress…
Rattlesnake vs. Flaccid… – What do a rattlesnake and a…
White Stuff in Bird Poop – Q: Do you know…
Incontinent Vegetarian – What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter.
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You Can’t Put HimTogether Again – What’s green and red, and goes 100 mph? A…
A Prayer Before Dying – When I die, I want to go peacefully like my…
Growing Old – Three old men were sitting on a porch. "I wish I could…
Star Trek – Q: What do the Starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?…
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