Thursday, February 27
That is Gross
Tarzan Sees Elephants – Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?A: Gulp.
Camel Relief – A respected captain in the foreign legion…
Water on the Inside – Q: If there’s H2O on…
Watch Where You Step – A guy walks into a store. He goes up to…
Avon Calling – An Avon Lady was delivering products in a high-rise and was riding…
Party! – Question: If you went to a party and woke up with a condom…
Shipwreck’d – Five men and one woman wash up on a desert island after a…
Whore and Bungee Jumper – What do a whore and a bungee jumper have in…
Viaxative – Did you hear about the man who took Viagra and a laxative at…
Baby Drink – How do you make a baby drink? Stick it in the blender.
Little Johnny Gives to the Sick – Little Johnny was in church with him mom…
Good Samaritan – Bob walks into a public bathroom and notices a guy with no…
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Nursing Home – Did you hear that nursing homes are starting to give Viagra to…
Classic Booty Call… Broom – You must be a broom, because you just swept me…
Spider Diet – What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant? Burgers…
Irishman Drunk and Falling Down – An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all…
Head Room – Q: How do you give a blonde more head room? A: Adjust…
Classic Booty Call… Sweet – Something tells me you’re sweet. Can I have a sample?
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