Thursday, February 27
That is Gross
Lab Monkeys – What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys? Rhesus Pieces.
Bug’s Mind – What is the last thing to go…
The Werewolf – "Mommy, all the kids at school say…
The Flying Condom – Q: Why was the condom flying through the air?A: It got…
Snobby Tampons – Q: What did one tampon say to the other?A: Nothing. They were…
The Unfortunate Penis – — You’ve got a hole in your head.– You always hang…
Under the Influence – A guy walks into a bar, sits down and has a…
Lunch Anyone? – A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a…
Dinner’s Ready! – Two cannibals are eating dinner and one says, "I hate my mother-in-law."…
You-Wanna-Do-What-To-Me-Elmo? – What does Michael Jackson call a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll? Bait!
Blonde Waitress Warmer – A married couple go to a restaurant. A blonde waitress takes…
Safety Curls – Q: Why are pubic hairs curly?A: So you don’t poke your eye…
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