Friday, November 15
That is Gross
Turtle Soup – A waitress walks up to a man to take his order. "I’d like to get the turtle soup, please." The waitress…
Lucky Dog – Jeremy and Kris walk down the street…
Trapped Inside a Whale – What do you if you’re…
Winnie the Pooh – Question: Why does Tigger smell? Answer: You’d smell too if you…
Rocky Mountain Oysters – Did you here about the man that died from eating Rocky…
Dog Abilities – Q: Why do dogs lick their balls?A: Because they can.Q: So why…
Deaf Blonde – Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she…
The Farmer and the Prostitute – Q: What’s the difference between an epileptic farmer and…
Well-Endowed Queen – What do you call a gay guy with a sixteen-inch dick? A…
Really Sick – There was this guy who was sick,so he went to the doctor.…
Pea Soup vs. Roast Beef – Q: What’s the difference between pea soup and roast…
Weiner Eater – What has 100 teeth and eats weiners? A zipper!
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