Friday, November 15
That is Gross
It’s Not For Him, Stupid – An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and relieves himself on the woman’s…
The Cross-Eyed Cow – One day, a farmer was tending…
Porkin’ – What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger.
Your Pants – Once upon a time there were these two bums walking down the…
Smellin’ Wood – Two brothers, Bob and Tom, both work for a lumberyard. One day,…
Wrong Kind Of Collection – A young priest is unhappy with how little money his…
Limerick: Man from Peru – There was a young man from Peru Who fell asleep…
Farting His Guts Out – After nine years of marriage, a butcher’s wife is tired…
The Cannibals Eat Out – Two cannibals just got their hands on a corpse. One…
The Cork – A guy in the locker room saw another guy with a piece…
Witches’ Broomsticks – Q: Why don’t witches wear undies?A: To get a better grip on…
The President’s Dog – Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy instead of Spot?…
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Hamburger Helper – What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Quarter Pounder…
Yo Mama Refrigerator – Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Rainbows – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she makes rainbows…
Double Parked Frog – Q: What do you call an illegally parked frog?A: Toad.
Californiacation – A Texan, a Californian and a Seattlite were all drinking in a bar.…
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