Saturday, December 28
That is Gross
There she blows – Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea? A: Lots of room.
Lucky MotherDucker – Once there was a farmer. He had…
The Day Owl and The Night Cat – In the…
Foot-Long Carrot – Two women are digging in the garden. One pulls out a foot-…
Sunday School Daze – Mary can’t stand Sunday school, but her brother William doesn’t have…
Obese Michigan Mammas – How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator? Grease…
Socks – A young man and a young woman were soon to be married, but…
Boogie Nights – How can you tell if a porno was made in the 70’s?…
Jeffrey Dahmer and Lorena Bobbit – What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? Are…
Why Men Snore – Q: Why do men snore when they lie on their backs?A:…
Condom Recycling – Q: How do you recycle a condom?A: Turn it inside out and…
Definition of Agony – Agony: a one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls.
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Busy Redneck – Q: What do you call a redneck with a pig under one…
A Crappy Trait – Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary?A: Because it runs in your genes.
A Night’s Sleep – On a long walk in the woods, Johhny found himself out…
Bush and Clinton and Bush – A reporter remarked to George W. Bush: "It must…
Blonde and Cool Elephants – Q: What did the blonde say when she saw a…
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