Wednesday, February 26
That is Gross
Winnie the Pooh – Question: Why does Tigger smell? Answer: You’d smell too if you played with Pooh all day!
Pantyhose – How many animals can you fit in a…
Rejected Greeting Card — Sorry – I heard my tire…
Cuz Penguins Drive Cars – It’s a really hot day and this penguin is having…
The Cross-Eyed Cow – One day, a farmer was tending to his livestock when he…
Porkin’ – What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger.
Elevate The Levels Of Discourse – A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are riding…
American Divorce – If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move…
Valentine’s Day Surprise – A young couple is out for a romantic Valentine’s Day walk…
Girls Playing Hockey – Why can’t girls play hockey? Because their pads can’t last three…
The Army Hospital – An army major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one…
Church – One Sunday morning, a little girl and her mother go to church. Halfway…
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Jock Booty Call… Goal – Is your goalmouth open? High five!
Kurt Co-brain – Q: What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?A: The wall behind him.
Priests and Christmas Trees – Q: What do Christmas trees and priests have in common?A:…
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