Wednesday, February 26
That is Gross
Turtle Soup – A waitress walks up to a man to take his order. "I’d like to get the turtle soup, please." The waitress…
Rattlesnake vs. Flaccid… – What do a rattlesnake and a…
White Stuff in Bird Poop – Q: Do you know…
Wacked-Out Restaurant – A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Bath – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is…
Rhoids – "How are your hemorrhoids?" "Swell."
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Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Spatula – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles…
Christmas Cookie Dough – Every year, Grandma and her grandkids, Suzy, Jill, and Billy come…
Limerick: Man from Peru – There was a young man from Peru Who fell asleep…
Booger Wooger – What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids don’t eat broccoli!
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