Friday, November 15
That is Gross
What is red and green? – What is red and green and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender
Sons Devoted to Mom – Three sons left home to…
Cow with No Legs – Q: What do you call…
Lucky Foo Dropping – John goes on vacation to Helopisa. Immediately, a foo bird sh*ts…
Mommy, mommy… circles – What did the dad say when his son said, ”Dad I’m…
Boyfriend, Granpa and Rover – On the night of the prom, a boy’s girlfriend is…
Forever Plaid – The proprietor of an adult store steps out to run a few…
Little Girls – Why don’t little girls fart? Because they don’t have assholes until they’re…
Bill and Bob go on a hunting trip – Bill and Bob go on a…
Top Ten Things You Should Never Do – 10) Your mom. 9) Piss in the…
Rhoids – "How are your hemorrhoids?" "Swell."
Snack Food – What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked…
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