Wednesday, February 26
That is Gross
Doggy Style – Q: Why does a dog lick himself? A: Because he can’t make a fist.
Birdie Poem – Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some…
Statues Come to Life – Two statues, male and female,…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skanky… Crabs – Yo’ Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride…
Malcolm in the Puddle – Malcolm: Miss Wilson can I go to the loo? Miss…
The Flying Condom – Q: Why was the condom flying through the air?A: It got…
Snobby Tampons – Q: What did one tampon say to the other?A: Nothing. They were…
The Unfortunate Penis – — You’ve got a hole in your head.– You always hang…
Under the Influence – A guy walks into a bar, sits down and has a…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Cook Out – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she broke…
You Can’t Stop The Voodoo – A businessman was about to go on a long…
What is red and green? – What is red and green and goes 100 miles…
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